Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Republican National Convention Songs for Texas

Sung to “He’ll be Coming ‘Round the Mountain”

We have come to Minnesota for the week,
At the Democrat convention things looked bleak!
They are arrogant and scary, This election they won’t carry,
‘Cuz Obama can do nothing more than speak!

The Republicans from Texas like a fight,
And the press will never help us in our plight,
But with John McCain to lead us, There is nothing to impede us,
We will save our country from the liberal blight!

Sung to “Take me out to the Ballgame”
We can’t wait for November,
We can’t wait to go vote!
It’s time to help elect John McCain,
Voting for anyone else is insane!

So it’s root, root, root for the home team,
John and Sarah are great!
So it’s one, two, three months to go,
‘Til we celebrate!

Sung to “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

You’d better watch out, You’d better not cry,
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Republicans are coming to town!
We’re making a list, We’re checking it twice,
Gonna put all those liberals on ice!
Republicans are coming to town!
Our John McCain’s a hero,
And we love Sarah, too,
They’re going to show Americans,
What Republicans can do! So…
You’d better be scared,
You’d better not sleep!
We’re going to make all the Democrats weep!
Republicans are coming to town!

Sung to the tune, “Yankee Doodle Dandy”

We’re Republicans from Texas
The State that stands above the rest,
We love Rick Perry and George W.
Texans are always the best!
Our senior Senator is pretty,
And Big Bad John’s good lookin’, too,
So watch out all you Democrats,
We won’t give up the White House,
Texas will never turn blue!

We will beat Barack Obama,
He is really nothing new,
Same old Democratic promises,
Taxing and spending for you,
We have John McCain, a hero!
Sarah Palin can’t be beat,
So watch out all you Liberals,
You might as well surrender,
Count down the days to defeat!

(Sung to the tune “Eyes of Texas”)

The eyes of Texas are on John McCain
Sarah Palin, too,
Our nominee’s a real life hero,
The voters know it’s true,
Will they gamble on Obama?
That would be a huge mistake,
Texans love McCain and Palin,
Our country is at stake!

(Sung to the tune “Yellow Rose of Texas”)

Republicans from Texas
Are here to save the Day!
The Democrats are trying,
To win election day,
Barack Hussein Obama,
Sure thinks he is “the One”,
But we’ve got news, Obama,
McCain has this race won!

Obama picked Joe Biden,
The same old Democrat,
While we have Sarah Palin,
So Democrats, take that!
Our ticket is a winner,
They’re mavericks and they’re strong,
Alaska, Arizona,
And Texas can’t be wrong!

Sung to the tune, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

Joe Biden and Obama,
They are really nothing new,
Joe Biden is a blowhard,
Obama doesn’t have a clue,

They want to make big changes,
Hope and change is what they say,
More taxes and more spending,
It’s the Democratic way,

When November rolls around,
Democrats beware,
When the voters have their say,
John McCain will win the day,

We will elect a hero,
And the first female VP!
Leave it up to the voters,
They will choose the GOP!

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